Will you observe a moment of silence with me, please?

Thank you. This moment of silence is due to a most unfortunate event. Imagine,
Boulevard's Sixth Glass, freshly poured into the beautiful
Smokestack series goblet. Take a sip. Turn around and hear a "Oh no!" and a crash. Only to find your once full goblet lying on the ground...and a once half full bottle of the Sixth Glass lying next to it. The only solace is that there were about six ounces left of the beer.

Back to the brewery to buy another glass. The beer has been replaced too.
Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer is playing right now.